ANTI TORY T-SHIRTS

What is UK politics but monarchy cloaked in the robes of democracy? The leaders of Britain have, for centuries, experienced rather difficult growing pains while transitioning from a far-reaching empire to financial sanctuary. With global resistance to colonisation, and following the secession of Hong Kong to China, the UK has very pressing questions to ask about its future. Are we still members of the EEA? Why haven’t we written a Constitution yet? What is the role of the Tories in the 21st century, and why does Labour continue to do anything but promote labour in the country?

Evolution of UK politics resembles the interpretation given by the artist Banksy, whose thoughtful portrayal of a parliamentary discourse was captured in its true-to-life splendor. It could be said that Parliament’s most prestigious contribution to contemporary Britain have been the copious amounts of poo flung during debates, as well as verbalised bullshit, which keep the rolling hills of the UK green and lush.

As a token of appreciation, we at ALLRIOT have produced a lineup of anti-Tory t-shirt graphics to venerate Britain’s leadership role in the international community. Thank you, Parliament, for being steadfast shareholders in the utter ruin of Britain and your commitment to stagnation. We salute your efforts to returning us to the Dark Ages. These apolitical graphic t-shirts are for you.