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8 Feet From a Tory T-shirt
Rats. Tories. Old establishments can become infested with them. Just visit Parliament.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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YOU’RE NEVER MORE THAN 8 FEET AWAY FROM A TORY
Quite arguably the front print that put BBC’s Question Time on edge, this design has been featured in many different iterations due to its brutal honesty. Do people cringe because they realise Little Britain’s a sinking ship and the only ones making it to shore (or offshore) are the beady-eyed bandits disguised as Conservatives? This funny anti-Tory t-shirt puts a spin on a familiar whiskered face and is perfect for calling out the dirty rats running the show. Wanna stack that cheese? Ask a flea-bitten Tory squirrelling our cheddar away in the Virgin Islands, hiding in plain sight.
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