Big Brother Loves You T-shirt

$24

All Hail the Cyber Christ – Our Shepherd. His loving sacrifice will brainwash away our sins.

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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart 


 UNISEX T-SHIRT
Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.

 WOMENS TEE
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.

UNISEX TANK TOP
Fits true to size. Women might want to order a size down.

  SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.

PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more


ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more

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LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.

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We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.

Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.


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ALL HAIL THE CYBERCHRIST – OUR SHEPHERD

Oh, come all ye faithful and hear Word of the Overlord! Big Brother, our Unseen Hand, who hath come down from the Ivory Towers above to give us his only begotten brainchild. Heed the commands of our Cyber Christ – our Shepherd, who protects his lambs for the slaughter, who was resurrected through false-flag terrorism, who will lead us to the Gates of Gitmo and into eternal detention!

Anti state surveillance t-shirt features a parody of the “Cruci-fiction of Cyber Christ”. All joking aside, privacy is a human right. Hopefully, one day our collective efforts will result in a more informed and open debate about the nature of state surveillance. Until then, we’ll be rocking this t-shirt. Amen to that.

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MORE BIG BROTHER T-SHIRTS

Remain silent. Anything you say, type, read, download, install, and search for can and will be used against you. So have a little fun without uttering a single word and smile safe in the knowledge that these epic anti NSA/ GCHQ shirts are doing the talking for you.

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🇬🇧 United Kingdom
• Free Shipping — 3-7 days
Orders ship from UK


🇺🇸 United States
• Free Shipping over $70
• Flat rate $5 — 5-10 days
• Priority $12 — 3-5 days
Orders ship from USA


🌏 World
• Free Shipping over €90/$100
• Flat rate €9/$10 — 8-16 days

Orders ship from EU, UK or USA

EASY 365-DAY RETURNS


Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.

We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.

If only politicians had the same returns policy!


To learn more, or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.

ABOUT ALLRIOT


We’ve been serving the global activist community since 2012. Our t-shirts are a call to action. We’re here to remind you that our generation has the power, the skills, and the mindset to create a better world for everyone.


OUR FUNDRAISERS

Your purchases help us contribute to progressive causes. Check out our current fundraisers:
Fight abortion ban, Switchback and Free Assange.

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