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Class War Is My Love Language T-shirt
Roses are red, violets are blue, but have you tried redistributing wealth too? Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a good ol’ class revolution.
Oxblood Khaki Jet Black
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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ECONOMIC JUSTICE FOR ALL
When I said ‘let’s share everything,’ I meant more than just Netflix passwords. It’s about dismantling systems of inequality, one romantic gesture at a time.
The reality of class warfare is felt deeply by many who struggle to make ends meet while the rich continue to get richer. It’s a pervasive issue that affects every aspect of society, from education and healthcare to affordable housing and living wages. For those who are forced to live with these disparities every day, it’s not just about the money – it’s about dignity and the right to a fulfilling life.
Despite the challenges, there is hope. People are recognising the power of collective action and fighting for a more equitable and just world. They are protesting, advocating for policy changes, and supporting candidates who share their vision of a more equal society.
We’re not going to stop until everyone has access to the resources and opportunities they need to thrive, and that is our loving gift to future generations. Roses are red, but so are the flags of the revolution. Nothing says romance like overthrowing oppressive structures together, am I right?
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