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Don’t let the Tories get you down t-shirt
Don’t let the bastards grind you down – Tory edition.
Cream Snow White
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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FACT: THE TORIES ARE NOT INVINCIBLE
Look, I get it. The Tories are doing some pretty terrible things to the UK right now. They’re cutting funding for public services, they’re dismantling the welfare state, and they’re doing everything in their power to further enrich the wealthy elite while leaving the rest of us to fend for ourselves.
But here’s the thing: we can’t let the bastards grind us down. We can’t give up and just accept that this is the new normal. Because it’s not. We have to keep fighting. We have to keep fighting for a fairer, more just society. We have to keep fighting for the rights of the marginalised and vulnerable. We have to keep fighting for a future that isn’t defined by austerity and inequality. And yeah, it’s exhausting. It’s frustrating. It’s demoralising. But we can’t give up. We have to keep pushing forward, keep organising, keep mobilising, keep agitating.
Because here’s the other thing: the Tories aren’t invincible. They’re not unbeatable. They may have power and wealth on their side, but they don’t have justice or morality. And those are the things that ultimately win out. So let’s not get down. Let’s not give up. Let’s keep fighting. Because even in the darkest of times, there is still hope. There is still a chance for change. And we have to believe that, or else we’ve already lost. This cheerful anti Tory t-shirt will get you through the toughest of days. Promise.
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