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Evolve or Repeat T-shirt
Better get the message out that we’re a few cock-ups away from extinction.
White Denim Navy
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To learn more or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.
EVOLVE OR REPEAT
A wise person once said that repeating the same mistake more than once was a decision. No matter if humans stir up the eco-shitpot, unleashing the coronavirus pandemic and climate change, or the money pot, bringing on repeat economic crises, our socioeconomic and political “decisions” are chosen and can potentially be unchosen. Our latest Covid-19 Pandemic inspired front print with a stark slogan ringing the alarm bells on our runaway lunacy disguised as “progress”. Perfect for getting your point across to those going through the doldrums: in the School of Life, failure is not an option.
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