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Fossil Fools T-shirt
This climate change tee gives new meaning to the word ‘substance abuse’. Time to kick the habit.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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FOSSIL FOOLS: CLIMATE CRISIS T-SHIRT
Let’s face it. Using fossil fuels to power our world is like curing a headache with a sledgehammer. Sure, it may get the job done, but at what cost? There’ll come a time where big oil and gas will have to step aside to allow the next generation of sustainable energies to rebalance the scales between Man and Nature. Our tee features large front print and drives home a cheeky message that the faster these big rig enterprises chase after profits, the quicker they’ll speed up our demise. Perfect for the eco-warrior or Earth-hugger in all of us.
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