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Fuck Boris T-shirt
Unelected. Unscrupulous. Unfit for office. Boris Johnson must go.
Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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FUCK BORIS T-SHIRT
In March 2016 a total of 125,000 people voted for a research ship to be called Boaty McBoatface. The decision was overturned because it was a silly idea and a national embarrassment. In July 2019 a total of 90,000 people voted for Boris Johnson to become Prime Minister…
We were inspired to make this shirt to throw maximum shade onto this Eton mess in a typical Stormzy fashion, with large front print to flip the biggest of birds we could conjure up. As our country is at the absolute mercy of this gormless mop-topped imbecile ready to sell our future to Washington, let him know how you feel with a sardonic slogan everyone will agree with.
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