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Fuck Mars, save the Earth t-shirt
Let us look up at the stars with wonder and awe, but let us also look down at the Earth with love and responsibility. For there is no other planet like ours, and there never will be.
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Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
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We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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MARS CAN WAIT – SAVE THE EARTH
As we look up at the stars and dream of exploring new worlds, it’s easy to forget the world we already have. But we must remember that we only have one planet – and it’s in crisis. The Earth is facing unprecedented environmental challenges, from climate change and biodiversity loss to pollution and deforestation. Our natural resources are being depleted at an alarming rate, and our actions are causing irreparable harm to the planet’s delicate ecosystems.
In the face of these challenges, it’s natural to look to the stars for answers. But as we invest billions of dollars in missions to Mars and other planets, we must ask ourselves: at what cost? The cost is not just financial, although the price tag for space exploration is certainly steep. The cost is also to the health of our planet, and the future of all life on Earth.
This t-shirt is a call to action. we must prioritise saving the Earth over funding missions to Mars. We must invest in renewable energy, protect our natural habitats, and reduce our carbon footprint. We must work together to create a sustainable future for ourselves and for generations to come.
We cannot afford to put all our eggs in the space exploration basket while our own planet is suffering. We cannot simply abandon the Earth and hope that we can find another planet to call home. The truth is, we already have a home – and it’s a beautiful, fragile, and irreplaceable one. We must do everything in our power to protect it, to cherish it, and to ensure that it thrives for generations to come.
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