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Hell Is Real, It's Called Capitalism T-shirt
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Hell is real, and it’s called capitalism.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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HELL IS REAL – IT’S CALLED CAPITALISM
Take a walk down any street and you’ll see the symptoms of an entropic capitalist system. The poor sleep on cold streets whilst the rich celebrate in glass towers. Our world is being pulled apart at the seams, with chasms of capitalist crisis springing from the contradictions of our increasingly alienated society. Graphic t-shirt features large anti-capitalist print with a slogan pointing out the dangerous path our current economic system is headed, creating a very real future mirroring the worst of Dante’s Inferno. This anti-capitalism t-shirt is the perfect accessory to those speaking out against the future and very real dystopia.
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WORLD (Excl. EU)
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