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I Wish My Boyfriend Was As Dirty As This Government T-shirt
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Cream Snow White
Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
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Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
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We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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This anti-Tory, anti-austerity t-shirt is sure to outlast the current administration. Based on a pink-coloured placard that was seen at the largest anti-cuts protest in the UK in 2011, this anti-government slogan is as relevant now as at the height of the Tory-Lib Dem Austerity era. Coral’s “I WISH MY BOYFRIEND WAS AS DIRTY AS YOUR POLICIES” placard summarised Tory Britain pretty well. In their own words:
“The ‘I wish my boyfriend was as dirty’ part of the slogan was formed primarily as a way to make light of a bad situation. The future of an entire generation was being fundamentally hindered and therefore there was not much to smile about other than a silly joke on a placard. Also, some met police had been quite aggressive during previous demonstrations and I thought it would be difficult to hit me with a baton if they were laughing.” Sound strategy, Coral. ALLRIOT approves.
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