🌱 Sweatshop-free, vegan-friendly & Earth-friendly.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
UNISEX TANK TOP
Fits true to size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To learn more or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.
IN THE BEGINNING MAN CREATED GOD
Just who’s behind the wheel in our mad, mad universe, anyways? No one is really sure these days, especially with all the war, chaos, and orange hair on both sides of the Atlantic.
If inbred megalomaniacs aren’t enough to challenge the makeup of Divine order, then certainly our grey matter can challenge one of civilisation’s oldest rhetorical questions. Our tee features front print and offers a cheeky take on humanity’s longest-running epistemic enquiries. Put it out there with ALLRIOT.
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