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Land of the Free Molotov Cocktail T-shirt
Protest is vital to our democracy, giving a voice to those with no platform or privilege, so here’s a toast to those in power. Reclaim your independence, shaken, not stirred.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
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LAND OF THE BRAVE BECAUSE OF THE FREE
When you see a thirsty copper, be sure to serve him up a satisfying red, white and Blue Blazer. Freedoms are not a privilege, but hard-won, so let’s channel that vigour onto the streets of our neighbourhoods rather than the plains of Afghanistan and open waters of the Pacific. Our bald eagle t-shirt features large front print with a spritz of revolutionary rhetoric. The perfect protest tee for taking the piss with peaceniks or making a bold and brave statement on what it means to “defend the Constitution”. So make your next night on the town a night to remember. Reclaim your independence, shaken, not stirred.
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