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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
UNISEX TANK TOP
Fits true to size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To learn more or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.
— SELFIE T-SHIRT —
OMG OMG you guys! It’s #MyLastSelfie ever! LOL bye!
Major Tom, question for Ground Control. What good is a mission to Mars if we can’t manage the one planet that matters the most? Would intelligent life want to interact with us, seeing the mess we’ve made of Earth? It’s no wonder we’ve been to the Moon only once; once the Eagle landed, the extraterrestrials living there already wanted us gone.
This funny t-shirt features my last #selfie as I stare at our completely devastated terra firma. Ground Control, tell the President that it’s time to take out the trash before it takes us out of orbit. Major Tom, out. Let’s get our priorities straight and face the facts.