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Planet is getting hotter than my imaginary boyfriend t-shirt
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Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
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Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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THIS PLANET IS GETTIN HOTTER THAN MY IMAGINARY BF
It’s official – the planet is getting hotter than my imaginary boyfriend. I mean, sure, he’s got abs, a cheeky smile and loves all the same Netflix shows that I do, but can he reverse the effects of climate change? I don’t think so.
As I watch the latest news report about the impending climate crisis, I can’t help but wonder – is this what the apocalypse feels like? Is this the end of the world as we know it? Or is it just me and my overactive imagination? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love a good hot summer day as much as the next person, but this is getting ridiculous.
All joking aside, the reality is that climate change is a very real and very serious threat to our planet. It’s time we stopped treating it like a punchline and started taking action to address it. Whether that means reducing our carbon footprint, supporting renewable energy sources, or pressuring our leaders to take action, we all have a role to play in creating a more sustainable future.
So, let’s channel that heat into something productive and start making a difference. Because the planet may be getting hotter than my imaginary boyfriend, but unlike him, we can’t just wish it away.
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