Planet is getting hotter than my imaginary boyfriend t-shirt
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
• Free Shipping over £40
• Flat rate £2 — 4-8 days
United States
• Free Shipping over $80
• Flat rate $6 — 6-10 days
• Accessories & mystery packs: $14
Europe
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU. Please visit our Delivery page for more details.
World
• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $18 — 8-16 days
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THIS PLANET IS GETTIN HOTTER THAN MY IMAGINARY BF
It’s official – the planet is getting hotter than my imaginary boyfriend. I mean, sure, he’s got abs, a cheeky smile and loves all the same Netflix shows that I do, but can he reverse the effects of climate change? I don’t think so.
As I watch the latest news report about the impending climate crisis, I can’t help but wonder – is this what the apocalypse feels like? Is this the end of the world as we know it? Or is it just me and my overactive imagination? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love a good hot summer day as much as the next person, but this is getting ridiculous.
All joking aside, the reality is that climate change is a very real and very serious threat to our planet. It’s time we stopped treating it like a punchline and started taking action to address it. Whether that means reducing our carbon footprint, supporting renewable energy sources, or pressuring our leaders to take action, we all have a role to play in creating a more sustainable future.
So, let’s channel that heat into something productive and start making a difference. Because the planet may be getting hotter than my imaginary boyfriend, but unlike him, we can’t just wish it away.
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DELIVERY
UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
Flat rate 4-8 days: £2
All orders ship from UK
UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $80
Flat rate 6-10 days : $6
Tees, sweats, and hoodies ship from USA
Flat rate 10-18 days : $14
Jewellery, shoelaces, and mystery packs ship from UK
WORLD (Excl. EU)
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
Flat rate 10-18 days : $18
Orders ship from USA or UK
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