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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
UNISEX TANK TOP
Fits true to size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To make a return, please visit our Returns page.
— POLITICS = LIES —
If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes … Politics.
Political leadership has two things in mind: stealing power and keeping it. In order to do this, it works slowly to build our prison, one brick of bullshit at a time using the architecture of boiling frog dialecticism. World figureheads have countered democracy and replaced it with a dictatorship under the BDSM party: a pliable population willing to lick boots and quiver at every caress of the bullwhip.
The party’s over—no matter who sponsors it. In 2017, Goebbels must be rolling over in his grave, not out of anger, but sheer joy. Mission accomplished! This t-shirt is one of the first designs we printed in our London studio back in 2012, and it’s still one of the most popular tees in our range. It’s a true Allriot classic and a no-nonsense political statement!
MORE FUNNY POLITICAL T-SHIRTS
Make your political point with a little humor, and turn a few heads: get your hands on one of these Allriot shirts.