Politics T-shirt

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 UNISEX T-SHIRT
Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.

 WOMENS TEE
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.

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Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.

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— POLITICS = LIES —

If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes … Politics.

Political leadership has two things in mind: stealing power and keeping it. In order to do this, it works slowly to build our prison, one brick of bullshit at a time using the architecture of boiling frog dialecticism. World figureheads have countered democracy and replaced it with a dictatorship under the BDSM party: a pliable population willing to lick boots and quiver at every caress of the bullwhip.

The party’s over—no matter who sponsors it. In 2017, Goebbels must be rolling over in his grave, not out of anger, but sheer joy. Mission accomplished! This t-shirt is one of the first designs we printed in our London studio back in 2012, and it’s still one of the most popular tees in our range. It’s a true Allriot classic and a no-nonsense political statement!

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🇬🇧 United Kingdom
• Free Shipping — 3-7 days
Orders ship from UK


🇺🇸 United States
• Free Shipping over $70
• Flat rate $5 — 5-10 days
• Priority $12 — 3-5 days
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🌏 World
• Free Shipping over €90/$100
• Flat rate €9/$10 — 8-16 days

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Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.

We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.

If only politicians had the same returns policy!


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ABOUT ALLRIOT


We’ve been serving the global activist community since 2012. Our t-shirts are a call to action. We’re here to remind you that our generation has the power, the skills, and the mindset to create a better world for everyone.


OUR FUNDRAISERS

Your purchases help us contribute to progressive causes. Check out our current fundraisers:
Fight abortion ban, Switchback and Free Assange.

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