Description
SWEATSHOP-FREE
This product is sweatshop-free and WRAP-certified.
QUALITY
We exercise meticulous attention to detail towards the fabric, fit and detailing of each and every Allriot t-shirt. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee.
While other t-shirt brands use less expensive carded cotton, we use semi-combed ringspun cotton. It makes a huge difference!
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FIT GUIDE – Size Chart
- Regular fit
- Gender-neutral
- Fits true to size
- Women may want to order a size down for best fit
MODEL
- Hannah is wearing size S. She is 5’9″, chest size 32″.
🇬🇧 UK
– Free Shipping — 3-7 days
– Priority £4 — 2-5 days
🇺🇸 USA
– Free Shipping over $60
– Standard $4 — 5-15 days
– Priority* $12 — 3-6 days
* T-shirts and tank tops only
🌏 World
– Free Shipping over $60/€55
– Standard $12/€10 — 8-20 days
– Priority $20/€18 — 6-14 days
Returns are free. Always!
ALLRIOT
— Est. 2012 —
Armed with nothing more than a homemade screen printing press, we began printing t-shirts in the summer of 2012.
Our ethos is simple: we believe that change is not only possible, it’s inevitable.
ALLRIOT t-shirts are a call to action. We’re here to remind you that our generation owns the future – we have the power, the skills and the mindset to create a better World, one with no gods, no masters, and no excuses.
— BARCODE T-SHIRT – MARCH OF PROGRESS —
Homo Sapiens, start your engines. It’s a race to the bottom from here.
In the wrong hands, technological progress can become sociological regression. The dawn of your transhumanist dystopia is here. The 2045 project is almost complete and you are the oil of our great malevolent machine. Eat. Sleep. Work. Worship. Obey. Brainwash. Rinse. Repeat. What a pity…
Crafted in premium quality ringspun cotton, the otherwise stripped-back black and white t-shirt is accented with a simple monochromatic stencil-like print of the March of Progress parody. Never forget, for the penalty is steep: The elite will become mechanical gods. The rest will become automated numbers.
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