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Thought Police T-shirt
This t-shirt was approved by INGSOC and the Ministry of Truth.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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THOUGHT POLICE T-SHIRT
Attention! We interrupt your regularly scheduled prolefeed to bring you important updates from Homeland Security. Be on the lookout for Thought Criminals on the loose. They were last seen wearing anti-government shirts showing disdain for the Administration; a criminal offense under various sections of the Patriot Act.
These dregs are self-aware, adherents to ownlife, and with their political propaganda are liable to destabilize crimestop with their radical brand of oldthinking. We cannot allow them to corrupt the Homeland. Be vigilant and if you see something, say something. Thank you for your cooperation.
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