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US Election Illusion of Choice T-shirt
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION T-SHIRT: ILLUSION OF CHOICE
What if we told you that all mainstream political parties work for the same corporations?
What if we told you that 80% of GOP ads are paid for by SuperPACs, or that Saudi Arabia donated 10 million USD to the Clinton Foundation, and she herself approved 165 billion in arms to 20 rouge dictatorships around the world? If you want real change, then turn off your quadrennial reruns of Empire, Inc. and its pretentious veneer of democracy. Our ALLRIOT t-shirt features everyone’s favourite philosophical pharmacist, Morpheus, administering 500 mg of Fukitol to the blind sheeple. In 2016, if the party you join isn’t full of dime-bags and IPA, then it’s not worth it.
Again, great quality shirt. Although there was a small hole in the shoulder seam due to missed stitching but nothing that I couldn't fix. Regardless, will continuo to order from All Riot:)
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