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Alien Jesus T-shirt

£18

Free UK shipping | Free International shipping over $60

T-SHIRT FEATURES
• 100% Ringspun cotton. 180 GSM / 4.3 oz.
• Slightly form-fitting. Runs true to size.
• Classic crewneck cut.
• Printed care label. Goodbye scratchy neck tags!
STYLE NOTES
While other companies use less expensive carded cotton, we only use semi-combed ringspun cotton. It makes a huge difference!
SWEATSHIRT FEATURES
• Relaxed regular fit. Runs true to size.
• High cotton content (80%). 280 GSM / 8.3 oz.
• Set-in sleeves for a relaxed contemporary look.
STYLE NOTES
Classic crewneck sweatshirt with super-soft fleece internals. You'll never want to take it off.
HOODIE FEATURES
• Relaxed regular fit. Runs true to size.
• High cotton content (80%). 280 GSM / 8.3 oz.
• Set-in sleeves for a relaxed contemporary look.
• Kangaroo pouch pocket with small hidden opening for earphone cord feed (aka belly button scratcher).
• Double fabric hood with self coloured cords.
STYLE NOTES
Classic hoodie with super-soft fleece internals. You'll never want to take it off.
TANK TOP FEATURES
• 100% cotton. 150 GSM.
• Classic gender-neutral cut. Runs true to size.
• Rib bound neck and armholes. Twin needle hem.
• Printed care label. Goodbye scratchy neck tags!
STYLE NOTES
Abolish sleevery! Nothing beats kicking back in a classic laid-back tank that frees your arms from the shackles of a t-shirt.
T-SHIRT DRESS FEATURES
• Scoop neck with capped sleeves.
• Slightly form fitting with shaped side seams.
• Chest (to fit): S 32/34; M 36/38; L 38/40; XL 40/42.
STYLE NOTES
Comfy soft-touch cotton t-shirt dress. Style and substance in one easy outfit.

 FREE RETURNS | GENDER-NEUTRAL | SWEATSHOP-FREE

 

What would alien Jesus do? He'd turn water into wine. Feed the hungry with fish and bread. Alien Jesus can work miracles with his Replicator!

  • Rumor has it that aliens have been watching us from afar and began to loathe our self-destructive ways. To help humanity catch up with the rest of the interstellar community, a young farm maiden named Mary was kidnapped, given a good space rooting, and returned her back to farmstead in Bethlehem without raising an eyebrow from Joseph.

    Nine months later, Alien Jesus was born from a VIRGIN birth (short for Vaginally Inserted Rapid-Gestation INtercourse). Ingrained with the ancient truths of 5th dimensional beings, Alien Jesus began to spread his gospel of truth, love, light, and advanced technologies. Amen.


  • allriot t-shirt quality explainer 4

    T-SHIRT FEATURES

    * 100% ringspun cotton. While other companies use less expensive carded cotton, we only use semi-combed ringspun cotton. It makes a huge difference.

    * Crew neck. Fine 1x1 knit neck rib is lightly elasticated to retain its shape wash after wash.

    * Printed care label. Goodbye scratchy neck tags!


    T-SHIRT FIT

    * Regular fit. Slightly form-fitting. Runs true to size.
    * Gender-neutral styling.
    * Women should order a size down for best fit. 
    * Joana is wearing size S. She is 5'6", chest size 33".
    * 180 GSM / 4.3 oz.
    * Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage.

    * Tailored sleeves for a relaxed contemporary look.
    * View Size Chart. If in doubt, 
    shoot us an email.

     


  • allriot sweatshirt quality explained

    SWEATSHIRT FEATURES

    * Classic styling. Set in sleeves for a relaxed contemporary look.

    * Crew neck sweatshirt. 1x1 knit rib is lightly elasticated to retain its shape wash after wash.

    * Supersoft fleece internals.
    No, seriously! You'll never want to take it off.

    * High cotton content: 80% cotton.

    SWEATSHIRT FIT

    * Relaxed regular fit. Runs true to size.

    * Gender-neutral styling.

    Women should order a size down for best fit.

    * 280 GSM / 8.3 oz. Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage.

    * View  Size Chart. If in doubt,  shoot us an email .

     


  • allriot hoodie quality explained

    HOODIE FEATURES

    High cotton content (80%). Classic styling.

    * Kangaroo pouch pocket with small hidden opening for earphone cord feed (aka belly button scratcher).

    * Double fabric hood with self coloured cords.

    * Supersoft fleece internals. No, seriously! You'll never want to take it off.

     * Ribbed cuff and hem.

    HOODIE FIT

    * Relaxed regular fit. Runs true to size. Women should order a size down.

    * Gender-neutral styling.

    * 280 GSM / 8.3 oz. Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage.

    * Set in sleeves for a relaxed contemporary look.

    * View  Size Chart. If in doubt,  shoot us an email .


  • allriot tank tops quality

    TANK TOP FEATURES

    * 100% cotton.

    * 150 GSM. Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage.

    * Rib bound neck and armholes.

    * Twin needle hem.

    * Printed care label. Goodbye scratchy neck tags!

    TANK TOP FIT

    * Regular fit. Runs true to size.

    * Gender-neutral styling.

    * Women should order a size down for best fit. 

    * View Size Chart. If in doubt,  shoot us an email.


 

 


 

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