Alien Jesus Graphic T-shirt

QUALITY: 100% ringspun cotton crew neck t-shirt. FIT: This gender-neutral t-shirt comes in regular fit which fits true to size. Women may want to order a size down. Joana is wearing size S. She is 5'6".
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QUALITY: 100% ringspun cotton crew neck t-shirt.
FIT: This gender-neutral t-shirt comes in regular fit which fits true to size. Women may want to order a size down. Joana is wearing size S. She is 5'6".

ALIEN JESUS T-SHIRT


Rumor has it that aliens have been watching us from afar and began to loathe our self-destructive ways. To help humanity catch up with the rest of the interstellar community, a young farm maiden named Mary was kidnapped, given a good space rooting, and returned her back to farmstead in Bethlehem without raising an eyebrow from Joseph. Nine months later, Alien Jesus was born from a VIRGIN birth (short for Vaginally Inserted Rapid-Gestation INtercourse). Ingrained with the ancient truths of 5th dimensional beings, Alien Jesus began to spread his gospel of truth, love, light, and advanced technologies. Amen.

Our t-shirt features the Gray Man Upstairs: AJ, the ET of the new millennium.



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QUALITY: 100% ringspun cotton crew neck t-shirt. FIT: This gender-neutral t-shirt comes in regular fit which fits true to size. Women may want to order a size down. Joana is wearing size S. She is 5'6".
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QUALITY: 100% ringspun cotton crew neck t-shirt.

FIT: This gender-neutral t-shirt comes in regular fit which fits true to size. Women may want to order a size down. Hannah is wearing size XS. She is 5'9", chest size 32". Josh is wearing size M. He is 5'10", chest size 38".


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QUALITY: 100% ringspun cotton crew neck t-shirt. FIT: This gender-neutral t-shirt comes in regular fit which fits true to size. Women may want to order a size down. Max is wearing size M. He is 5'10", chest size 37". Hannah is wearing size XS. She is 5'9", chest size 32".
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