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Apathy Pour Homme T-shirt

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Black ‘Apathy’ t-shirt features oversized glamorous print of our weapon of mass distraction.

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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart 


 UNISEX T-SHIRT
Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.

 WOMENS TEE
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.

UNISEX TANK TOP
Fits true to size. Women might want to order a size down.

  SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.

PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more


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LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.

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APATHY T-SHIRT

It is everywhere. The secret ingredient to the devolution of civilization. The ambrosia of aristocracy and the aphrodisiac of sociopaths. The pheromone of ecstasy of the Prole, intoxicated by regional football games and big booty music videos. A fresh Monsanto harvest in the summer breeze. The mother, suffocating under the scrimmage of Black Friday zombies. The glossy trance of CNN’s viewership. The dance of nuclear fusion awaits us. The means to an end. Apathy, pour homme.

FULL-FRONTAL PRINT ASSAULT, COURTESY OF ALLRIOT

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🇬🇧 United Kingdom
• Free Shipping — 3-7 days
Orders ship from UK


🇺🇸 United States
• Free Shipping over $70
• Flat rate $5 — 5-10 days
• Priority $12 — 3-5 days
Orders ship from USA


🌏 World
• Free Shipping over €90/$100
• Flat rate €9/$10 — 8-16 days

Orders ship from EU, UK or USA

EASY 365-DAY RETURNS


Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.

We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.

If only politicians had the same returns policy!


To learn more, or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.

ABOUT ALLRIOT


We’ve been serving the global activist community since 2012. Our t-shirts are a call to action. We’re here to remind you that our generation has the power, the skills, and the mindset to create a better world for everyone.


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