Class Struggle is Real T-shirt


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This product is sweatshop-free and WRAP-certified.

We exercise meticulous attention to detail towards the fabric, fit and detailing of each and every Allriot t-shirt. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee.

While other t-shirt brands use less expensive carded cotton, we use semi-combed ringspun cotton. It makes a huge difference!
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  • Regular fit
  • Gender-neutral
  • Fits true to size
  • Women may want to order a size down for best fit


  • Ben is wearing size M. He is 6’3″, chest size 37″.
  • Hannah is wearing size S. She is 5’9″, chest size 32″.

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— Est. 2012 —

Armed with nothing more than a homemade screen printing press, we began printing t-shirts in the summer of 2012.

Our ethos is simple: we believe that change is not only possible, it’s inevitable.

ALLRIOT t-shirts are a call to action. We’re here to remind you that our generation owns the future – we have the power, the skills and the mindset to create a better World, one with no gods, no masters, and no excuses.


Seize the MEMES of production!

The Cassandra of political theory, Karl Marx once wrote in his masterpiece Das Kapital that “war is robbery, commerce is generally cheating.” This prophetic statement has become the rule of thumb for our wage-slavery society, in a global order that fully equates success to the exploitation of anything meaningful to human existence for profit.

133 years after his death, the answer hasn’t changed: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!”. Our Karl Marx shirt features large front print of Marx’s mugshot on a Bandiera Rossa background. Wake up and smell the cronyism. The revolution is long overdue. Class struggle is real, and we’re already five minutes late for the final exam.

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Before slapping on a Marxist t-shirt, think of the consequences. Are you prepared for the stares? The cheeky high-fives from complete strangers? The winks and nods from closet revolutionaries at your local coffee shop? You should be. We can only do so much to protect your street cred, so here’s a selection of our favourite quotes on class struggle.

“The party that leans upon the workers but serves the bourgeoisie, in the period of the greatest sharpening of the class struggle, cannot but sense the smells wafted from the waiting grave.”
― Leon Trotsky

“We must bear in mind that imperialism is a world system, the last stage of capitalism — and it must be defeated in a world confrontation. The strategic end of this struggle should be the destruction of imperialism. Our share, the responsibility of the exploited and underdeveloped of the world is to eliminate the foundations of imperialism: our oppressed nations, from where they extract capitals, raw materials, technicians and cheap labor, and to which they export new capitals — instruments of domination — arms and all kinds of articles; thus submerging us in an absolute dependence.”
― Ernesto Che Guevara

“Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.”
― Karl Marx

“Civil government, so far as it is instituted for the security of property, is in reality instituted for the defense of the rich against the poor, or of those who have some property against those who have none at all.”
― Adam Smith

“All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume.”
― Noam Chomsky

“If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself. If you want to know the theory and methods of revolution, you must take part in revolution. All genuine knowledge originates in direct experience.”
― Mao Zedong



133 years after his death, the answer hasn’t changed: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!”

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🇬🇧 UK
– Free Shipping — 3-7 days
– Priority £5 — 2-4 days

🇺🇸 USA
– Free Shipping over $60
– Standard $4 — 5-15 days
– Priority* $10 — 3-6 days

🌏 World
– Free Shipping over $60/€55
– Standard $10/€9 — 8-20 days


Returns are free. Always.

We’re so sure that you’re going to love your t-shirt that we’re able to offer 365-day free returns on everything in store.

Simply return your unworn merchandize within 365 days for a full refund.


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