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C'mon Baby Eat the Rich T-shirt
“Come on baby, eat the richPut the bite on the son of a bitch Don’t mess up, don’t you give me no switch Come on baby, and eat the rich”
~ Motorhead, Eat The Rich
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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EAT THE RICH T-SHIRT
Who wields the pen to humanity’s unwritten pages? Is it the haves or the have-nots? What was once thought of as the Promised Land has now turned into the Point of No Return, and the Land of milk and honey has left its bitter taste in our mouths. We raise our glasses to celebrate the eternally tired, poor, and weary. The ones who have nothing left to fear. The one who know that class conflict has gone too far. Workers of the world, unite!
Commonly attributed to political philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau, and paraphrased by Motorhead, this quote was first popularised during the French Revolution: “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich”. Amen! Remember that we chart the course of our own destiny. Start with a fashion statement that gets the ball rolling – and rolls off your tongue so easily. Eat the rich!
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