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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
UNISEX TANK TOP
Fits true to size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To learn more or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.
FUCK BORIS T-SHIRT
In March 2016 a total of 125,000 people voted for a research ship to be called Boaty McBoatface. The decision was overturned because it was a silly idea and a national embarrassment. In July 2019 a total of 90,000 people voted for Boris Johnson to become Prime Minister…
Can’t say it enough. Fuck that beady-eyed, brainless Tubby Tory twat. The orange orangutan mashing his hairy, stubby fingers on all our Brexit buttons. We were inspired to make this shirt to throw maximum shade onto this Eton mess in a typical Stormzy fashion, with large front print to flip the biggest of birds we could conjure up. As our country is at the absolute mercy of this gormless mop-topped imbecile ready to sell our future to Washington, let him know how you feel with a sardonic slogan everyone will agree with. These are selling hot, so don’t miss out!
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