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Houston We Are the Problem
When you drop bombs to get your way, you’re simply dropping the ball.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To learn more or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.
HOUSTON, WE ARE THE PROBLEM
With a record losing streak since WWII, the American-led FUKUS Axis has engaged in geopolitical Bedlam with nothing to show for it. Not only is the Pentagon getting its ass spanked in a global fashion, with Vietnam, Iran, Russia, China and others passing the paddle, its “humanitarian interventions” (doublespeak for imperialist agendas) has created a 700 billion USD a year black hole in its annual mandatory budget and slowly alienated itself from its allies.
Our T-shirt features large jersey print of Planet Earth’s favourite Sad Sack.
all good bro
i absolutely love my tshirt. It allows me to wear my beliefs, my passions for all to see. The quality of tshirts is first class and it's great knowing that the manufacturing is moral is amazing.
I love that these shirts are subtle but pack a punch at he same time. Like a delicate balance of nuance and action. Will buy more as soon as I can.
Bought this tee shirt for myself but my daugther nicked it
Amazing t-shirt, as expected
Wasn't expecting the sweatshirt to be so soft and cosy. Pleasantly surprised!
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