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Houston We Are the Problem T-shirt
When you drop bombs to get your way, you’re simply dropping the ball.
Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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HOUSTON, WE ARE THE PROBLEM
With a record losing streak since WWII, the American-led FUKUS Axis has engaged in geopolitical Bedlam with nothing to show for it. Not only is the Pentagon getting its ass spanked in a global fashion, with Vietnam, Iran, Russia, China and others passing the paddle, its “humanitarian interventions” (doublespeak for imperialist agendas) has created a 700 billion USD a year black hole in its annual mandatory budget and slowly alienated itself from its allies.
Our T-shirt features large jersey print of Planet Earth’s favourite Sad Sack.
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WORLD (Excl. EU)
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Orders ship from USA or UK