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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
UNISEX TANK TOP
Fits true to size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
Returns are free. Always.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day free returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
If only politicians had the same returns policy!
To make a return, please visit our Returns page.
— KARL MARX T-SHIRT —
The Communist Manifesto still rings true today: the class struggle is real.
If only the Great Nostradamus of socio-political revolution could take a pause from his deep sleep and see what the world has become. Karl Marx accurately predicted our current crises to the letter, and now the Keynesian chickens are coming home to roost. Remember, comrades: you have nothing to lose but your chains.
As part of our “Thought Criminals” lineup, this witty marxist t-shirt is dedicated to the man with the 5-year plan and features an engraving-style print of his smug mug. If only the Economists of Rabocheye Dyelo had quit bullshitting and realised what was to be done, we could have had Socialism instead of the scraps.
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Bring on the revolution! Karl Marx considered the proletariat to be the class with the most revolutionary potential, moving society forward.
According to him, capitalism will ultimately be superseded by communism. Let’s do our bit to help it along!