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Karl Marx Told You So T-shirt


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FIT GUIDE – Size Chart

  • Regular fit
  • Gender-neutral
  • Fits true to size
  • Women may want to order a size down for best fit


Blue t-shirt

  • Rus is wearing size M. He is 6’2″, chest size 40″.

Charcoal t-shirt

  • Jake is wearing size M. He is 5’11, chest size 39″.

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— Est. 2012 —

Armed with nothing more than a homemade screen printing press, we began printing t-shirts in the summer of 2012.

Our ethos is simple: we believe that change is not only possible, it’s inevitable.

ALLRIOT t-shirts are a call to action. We’re here to remind you that our generation owns the future – we have the power, the skills and the mindset to create a better World, one with no gods, no masters, and no excuses.


The Communist Manifesto still rings true today: the class struggle is real.

If only the Great Nostradamus of socio-political revolution could take a pause from his deep sleep and see what the world has become. Karl Marx accurately predicted our current crises to the letter, and now the Keynesian chickens are coming home to roost. Remember, comrades: you have nothing to lose but your chains.

As part of our “Thought Criminals” lineup, this witty marxist t-shirt is dedicated to the man with the 5-year plan and features an engraving-style print of his smug mug. If only the Economists of Rabocheye Dyelo had quit bullshitting and realised what was to be done, we could have had Socialism instead of the scraps.

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Bring on the revolution! Karl Marx considered the proletariat to be the class with the most revolutionary potential, moving society forward.
According to him, capitalism will ultimately be superseded by communism. Let’s do our bit to help it along!

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🇬🇧 UK
– Free Shipping — 3-7 days
– Priority £4 — 2-5 days
Orders ship from UK

🇺🇸 USA
– Free Shipping over $60
– Standard $4 — 6-12 days
– Priority* $12 — 3-6 days
Most orders ship from USA. Products with sleeve prints, mystery packs, outerwear and t-shirt dresses ship from UK.

🌏 World
– Free Shipping over $60/€55
– Standard $12/€10 — 8-20 days
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We’re so sure that you’re going to love your t-shirt that we’re able to offer 365-day free returns on everything in store.

Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund. If only politicians had the same returns policy!


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