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No kings no Tories t-shirt
The monarchy and the Tory party are relics of a bygone era, and it is time to consign them to the dustbin of history. We must fight for a future where everyone is treated with dignity and respect, and where power truly belongs to the people.
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Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
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We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
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LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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NO GODS. NO MASTERS. NO KINGS, NO TORIES.
The concept of monarchy is inherently undemocratic, as it elevates one individual to a position of absolute power and privilege, simply by virtue of their birth. This outdated institution has no place in a modern, egalitarian society. The British monarchy, in particular, is a symbol of the class divide that has plagued the country for centuries. The idea that one family should have such immense wealth and power, while millions of people struggle to get by, is not only morally bankrupt, but fundamentally unjust.
Furthermore, the monarchy is intimately linked to the Tory Party, which has long used the institution to prop up its own power and privilege. The Tories are the party of the wealthy, the elite, and the establishment, and they rely on the monarchy to maintain their grip on power.
But we must not forget that power ultimately lies with the people. As citizens, not subjects, we have the right to demand a more just and equitable society, free from the tyranny of kings and the corrupting influence of the Tories. We must reject the notion that some people are simply born to rule, and instead embrace the idea of a truly democratic society, where everyone has an equal say and an equal shot at success. The time has come to say “NO KINGS, NO TORIES” and to demand a government that truly represents the needs and aspirations of the people.
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