🌱 Sweatshop-free, vegan-friendly & Earth-friendly.
💥 PROMOTION: Free webcam protector sticker sheets with every order!
Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
UNISEX TANK TOP
Fits true to size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To make a return, please visit our Returns page.
VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE
It’s time to think outside the ballot box.
Voting for a major political party is like rocking from one side of a sinking ship to the other to keep the water out. It doesn’t work. The real winners have the game all wrapped up. You’re just going through the motions. Sorry folks. Thanks for playing. Maybe next time…
Don’t vote Republican or Democrat, vote anti government. This t-shirt spells it out for those hard of hearing: Vote “None of the Above.”
2016 election brought us another riveting Republican vs. Democrat row, where flapping heads debated on such topics as, “Which corporations give the best back rubs” or everyone’s personal favourite, “How to make our country safer from yourselves”.
Enjoying democracy yet? Vote “None of the Above” and go cold turkey on bullshit, spoil the ballot or vote for an independent candidate (it’s basically the same thing). It’s not voter apathy, but choosing people power instead.
We supply the t-shirts. You supply the attitude.
Broadcast your own message using the hashtag #ALLRIOT.
MORE ANTI GOVERNMENT T-SHIRTS
“When I’m elected……” Ugh. We all like to believe in fairy tales.