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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
UNISEX TANK TOP
Fits true to size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To learn more or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.
— NOTHING TO HIDE, NOTHING TO FEAR —
The Eye of Providence shineth upon you, who doth not watch from the Heavens, but monitors from the Exosphere. It seeks to imprison all within its cybernetic gaze, erecting a new religion of omnipresent scrutiny. The Administration–it feels your every keystroke, detects and records your every whereabout, and hides within the warm embrace of the electrostatic. Wear this anti-NSA t-shirt with large-print iconography of the Arch-Angel to conceal your sins. Remain pure and lowly, my children. Serve your Masters and live a life of piety under its brutal regime. In the name of the Nanny State, N-D-A-A, Shemhamforash.
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Inspired by Orwell’s 1984, these anti establishments t-shirts are designed for true Thought Criminals.