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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
Regular contemporary fit. Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
UNISEX TANK TOP
Fits true to size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To learn more or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.
NOTHING TO HIDE, NOTHING TO FEAR
The Eye of Providence shineth upon you, who doth not watch from the Heavens, but monitors from the Exosphere. It seeks to imprison all within its cybernetic gaze, erecting a new religion of omnipresent scrutiny. The Administration–it feels your every keystroke, detects and records your every whereabout, and hides within the warm embrace of the electrostatic. Wear this colourful shirt with large-print iconography of the Arch-Angel to conceal your sins. Remain pure and lowly, my children. Serve your Masters and live a life of piety under its brutal regime. In the name of the Nanny State, N-D-A-A, Shemhamforash.
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