Orgasm Equality T-shirt
£20
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that if you tell a man “Just like that, I’m about to cum” and he’ll start going faster.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
WOMENS TEE
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
SWEAT+HOODIE
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
United Kingdom
• Free Shipping over £40
• Flat rate £2 — 4-8 days
United States
• Free Shipping over $80
• Flat rate $6 — 6-10 days
• Accessories & mystery packs: $14
Europe
Unfortunately we no longer ship to the EU. Please visit our Delivery page for more details.
World
• Free Shipping over $150
• Flat rate $18 — 8-16 days
Please visit our Delivery page for more details.
We’re so sure that you’re going to love your purchase that we’re offering 365-day returns on everything in store. Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund.
Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To learn more or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.
ORGASM EQUALITY NOW!
Let’s not beat around the bush. Women are a lot easier to please with the right amount of attention. So it comes as no surprise that a 2016 study found that 95 percent of heterosexual men always orgasmed after a good romp compared to just 65 percent of women. The ultimate feminist t-shirt features tongue-in-cheek slogan and urges us to get back to basics. A great addition to your wardrobe if you feel ready to cry foul on having to fake it through a series of one-sided sex sessions. So do your part to defend the pleasure principle. Respect the clit.
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DELIVERY
UNITED KINGDOM
FREE SHIPPING OVER £40
Flat rate 4-8 days: £2
All orders ship from UK
UNITED STATES
FREE SHIPPING OVER $80
Flat rate 6-10 days : $6
Tees, sweats, and hoodies ship from USA
Flat rate 10-18 days : $14
Jewellery, shoelaces, and mystery packs ship from UK
WORLD (Excl. EU)
FREE SHIPPING OVER $150
Flat rate 10-18 days : $18
Orders ship from USA or UK
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