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Regression of Man Barcode T-shirt
Homo Sapiens, start your engines. It’s a race to the bottom from here.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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BARCODE T-SHIRT – MARCH OF PROGRESS
In the wrong hands, technological progress can become sociological regression. The dawn of your transhumanist dystopia is here. The 2045 project is almost complete and you are the oil of our great malevolent machine. Eat. Sleep. Work. Worship. Obey. Brainwash. Rinse. Repeat. What a pity…
Crafted in premium quality ringspun cotton, the otherwise stripped-back black and white t-shirt is accented with a simple monochromatic stencil-like print of the March of Progress parody. Never forget, for the penalty is steep: The elite will become mechanical gods. The rest will become automated numbers.
Get's a good laugh on Zoom calls. And is very much to the point!
Trying to avoid amazon at all costs. Happy to report that my search for perfect graphic tees is over.
Delivery too long. T-shirt is good quality
Arrived as described.
Came on time and fits well.
XXL here is much smaller than XXL other places, so had to return the T-shirt. Go big if you order. So the description in the fit guide is just simply wrong.
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