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US Oil Wars T-shirt
My skin was so oily, I was afraid the US would invade it next.
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
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IMPERIALISM IS CAPITALISM AT GUNPOINT
Our classic Allriot tee is a healthy mixture of Roy Lichtenstein, political satire and the Petrodollar.
Imperialism is capitalism at gunpoint. To the Empire, the entire world is open for business, and it’s a fire sale. The military are yesterday’s Viking hordes. Patriarchs have become evangelistic neocons on Capitol Hill, and mercantilists have switched rosters to companies such as Goldman Sachs, Halliburton, Shell, and BP.
If your country has oil, it’s got problems, and they will most likely be state-sponsored ones with a money trail leading back to Washington. Our t-shirt features a humorous Pop Art print of an ironic reality: lock up your Motherland. If she’s bleeding black, ‘Muricah’s gonna give her a dose of democracy.
Never underestimate the power of a t-shirt when it comes to social interactions. Just had an awesome discussion with someone who loved my tee. Good times!
So taday I discovered that all these shirs were designed by one person. Mad props for your creativity!
Slimmer cuts please?
Will buy more as soon as I can
Size fits perfectly, very confortable and made a lot of people laugh with that joke haha
Happy with it
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