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None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who believe that they are free.” ~ Goethe
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits true to size. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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Returns are free for UK & US customers. Exchanges are free for everyone.
To learn more or to make a return, please visit our Returns page.
— GOETHE T-SHIRT —
Government has entered a new phase of crystallization, mirroring Aldous Huxley’s bleak vision of a totalitarian world where slaves “do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude.”
Authoritarianism is as much a science as it is a political system, requiring regular feedback, benchmarks, and constant experimentation on the chattel of capitalist society.
Our new Goethe t-shirt features large front print of Goethe’s famous quote from his book, “Elective Affinities”; a powerful observation on human interactions, which paved the way for Western sociology. To the elite, cages are unnecessary to imprison the mind. Just architects.
Some delivery issues but the tee is better than expected
Gift for a poli sci student went down a storm
I wish the design was a bit smaller but overall very happy.
I love the design of this top but the tank top style isn't a great fit if you're busty! The t shirt would be better or a racer back vest maybe. The quality of the t shirt's seems better than the tank tops as well.
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