ALLRIOT WEATHER FORECAST

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Shitstorm Boris is expected to persist over the next five years and wreak havoc on the British Isles, with heavy damage to current and future generations expected. 

The storm has swelled into a Category 3 windbag, powered by friction between hot air gusting from Westminster, the tepid apathy of disenfranchised voters, and the icy shoulder of Brussels. Should your constituency be affected, you are advised to prepare accordingly.

Barricade your homes to avoid Tory canvassers and monitor mass media bullshit levels in regular intervals. Citizens are advised to safeguard their democracy by continuing to support Labour. For the many, not the few!

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