Alien Jesus T-shirt

$24

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SWEATSHOP-FREE
This product is sweatshop-free and WRAP-certified.

QUALITY
We exercise meticulous attention to detail towards the fabric, fit and detailing of each and every Allriot t-shirt. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee.

While other t-shirt brands use less expensive carded cotton, we use semi-combed ringspun cotton. It makes a huge difference!
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FIT GUIDE – Size Chart

  • Regular fit
  • Gender-neutral
  • Fits true to size
  • Women may want to order a size down for best fit

MODEL

  • Mija is wearing size S. She is 5’9″, chest size 34″.

🇬🇧 UK
– Free Shipping — 3-7 days
– Priority £4 — 2-5 days

🇺🇸 USA
– Free Shipping over $60
– Standard $4 — 5-15 days
– Priority* $12 — 3-6 days
* T-shirts and tank tops only

🌏 World
– Free Shipping over $60/€55
– Standard $12/€10 — 8-20 days
– Priority $20/€18 — 6-14 days


Returns are free. Always!

 ALLRIOT
— Est. 2012 —

Armed with nothing more than a homemade screen printing press, we began printing t-shirts in the summer of 2012.

Our ethos is simple: we believe that change is not only possible, it’s inevitable.

ALLRIOT t-shirts are a call to action. We’re here to remind you that our generation owns the future – we have the power, the skills and the mindset to create a better World, one with no gods, no masters, and no excuses.

ALIEN JESUS T-SHIRT

Rumor has it that aliens have been watching us from afar and began to loathe our self-destructive ways. To help humanity catch up with the rest of the interstellar community, a young farm maiden named Mary was kidnapped, given a good space rooting, and returned her back to farmstead in Bethlehem without raising an eyebrow from Joseph.

Nine months later, Alien Jesus was born from a VIRGIN birth (short for Vaginally Inserted Rapid-Gestation INtercourse). Ingrained with the ancient truths of 5th dimensional beings, Alien Jesus began to spread his gospel of truth, love, light, and advanced technologies. Amen.

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FREE SHIPPING

🇬🇧 UK
– Free Shipping — 3-7 days
– Priority £4 — 2-5 days
Orders ship from UK

🇺🇸 USA
– Free Shipping over $60
– Standard $4 — 5-15 days
– Priority* $12 — 3-6 days
Tees and tanks ship from USA; everything else ships from UK

🌏 World
– Free Shipping over $60/€55
– Standard $12/€10 — 8-20 days
– Priority $20/€18 — 6-14 days
Orders ship from UK

FREE RETURNS

Returns are free. Always.

We’re so sure that you’re going to love your t-shirt that we’re able to offer 365-day free returns on everything in store.

Simply return your unworn merchandise within 365 days for a full refund. If only politicians had the same returns policy!

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