This product is sweatshop-free and WRAP-certified.
We exercise meticulous attention to detail towards the fabric, fit and detailing of each and every Allriot t-shirt. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee.
While other t-shirt brands use less expensive carded cotton, we use semi-combed ringspun cotton. It makes a huge difference!
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— Est. 2012 —
Armed with nothing more than a homemade screen printing press, we began printing t-shirts in the summer of 2012.
Our ethos is simple: we believe that change is not only possible, it’s inevitable.
ALLRIOT t-shirts are a call to action. We’re here to remind you that our generation owns the future – we have the power, the skills and the mindset to create a better World, one with no gods, no masters, and no excuses.
ALIEN JESUS T-SHIRT
Rumor has it that aliens have been watching us from afar and began to loathe our self-destructive ways. To help humanity catch up with the rest of the interstellar community, a young farm maiden named Mary was kidnapped, given a good space rooting, and returned her back to farmstead in Bethlehem without raising an eyebrow from Joseph.
Nine months later, Alien Jesus was born from a VIRGIN birth (short for Vaginally Inserted Rapid-Gestation INtercourse). Ingrained with the ancient truths of 5th dimensional beings, Alien Jesus began to spread his gospel of truth, love, light, and advanced technologies. Amen.