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When Nothing Goes Right Go Left T-shirt
Our proudly socialist t-shirt features large radial print with one of Western Socialism’s most prominent symbols: The White Rose.
Red Oxblood Khaki Charcoal
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Our products are gender-neutral (aka unisex). Except for womens tees, obviously. Size Chart
UNISEX TEE & TANK
Fits true to size. The t-shirts are slightly form-fitting, but not fitted enough to make a difference if you fit comfortably into your normal size. Women might want to order a size down.
Fits a bit snug. If in between sizes, please order a size up. Slightly tailored at the waist, armhole and sleeve for a more flattering silhouette.
Fits true to size (slightly oversized). Classic boxy fit. Women might want to order a size down.
PREMIUM QUALITY COTTON
We use semi-combed ringspun cotton. Just one touch lets you know this isn’t some run of the mill shapeless tee. Learn more
ETHICS & SUSTAINABILITY
ALLRIOT products are sweatshop-free and earth-friendly. Learn more
LAUNDRY & CARE
Wash at 30ºC/90ºF, inside out. For best results iron on reverse. Do not tumble dry.
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GO LEFT SOCIALIST T-SHIRT
The material conditions surrounding modern history’s development have thrust upon humanity immense challenges that demanded bold, revolutionary solutions. In the aftermath of feudalism, the Industrial Revolution, and the Napoleonic Wars, the working class was subjugated to the evils of capitalist exploitation, provoking a new economic model that could eradicate these horrors and inaugurate a world free of exploitation.
Today, humanity has revisited these challenges, using them as a case study to solve the growing crises within the capitalist system.
We’ve had enough of the mindless corporate mis-representatives plaguing our countries–so much that we’re seeing red. It’s time for solutions, comrades; real ones for the people, and there’s evidence that the movement’s growing. A 2014 YouGov poll determined that 56% of Britons preferred greater income equality than greater wealth.
Another poll (2015) by the Legatum Institute proved that 55% of Britons believe that capitalism directly contributes to inequality. The numbers don’t lie, people, and your numbers are unstoppable.
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